Andean Adventures

It’s 11am and I’m on a train, 3,800 metres above sea level, dancing to ‘Johnny be Good’ played on pan pipes.
I’ve not been taking hallucinogenic drugs or cocaine – although I have, admittedly, had one Pisco Sour and drunk quite a lot of Coca Tea.
The tea – which almost cost Peru’s football team captain Paolo Guerrero his place in the last World Cup squad – is the most common antidote to altitude sickness which can affect tourists who aren’t used to the literally dizzy heights you encounter in the Andes.
Alcohol, on the other hand, is not recommended. Oops. (Well, it was only the one Pisco Sour.)
Mention Peru to most people and they immediately respond with ‘Machu Picchu.’ It’s like saying the UK is ‘London.’

CYyP1f0ERMua5vlUKHmgXwPeru is a country of spectacular contrasts – the bustling capital of Lima houses one third of the country’s 30 million people, while Arequipa, the second largest city a further 1.5million. Both are a must once you’ve flown 11.5 hours to get here. 
Cusco – the magnet for backpackers wanting to walk the Inca Trail – is Peru’s third largest city with a mere 500,000 people, which means an awful lot of indigenous people still live in remote rural communities, surviving on their self-sown foodstuffs, the odd cow, sheep or alpaca – and a donkey to carry surplus produce to market, where they barter for other essentials. It’s this side of Peru you really need to see, not the commercialism of Cusco.
The country folk thrive on a home-grown diet supplemented by natural herbs and remedies and, if the guides are to be believed, Peruvians discovered antibiotics long before Alexander Fleming stumbled upon penicillin. Layering potatoes with grass and leaving them to rot results in a foul-smelling substance capable of curing pretty much all ills….
At a village school on the Socca Peninsula, 35 miles south of Puno, the children happily recite the English alphabet and count from 1 – 10. But, as their teacher explained, “They have no idea where England is, are unlikely to ever go there and are fascinated to see white faces in the classroom.”

oVX0J1-JQR2N6tCiCYm0JQThey look amazed when we show them on a map and explain how far we’ve flown. In such a poor economy, they will be lucky to even make it to Lima.

It’s not only young backpackers who flock to South America though – most new-age explorers are actually older-age.
They’ve been and done the Far East so South America has become the latest ‘go to’ destination.
Val and Nick, from Auckland, New Zealand, were in their late 60s and had organised their three-week tour themselves.
“Pick your destinations, plan the route, book the hotels and then the tours. We reckon we saved 50% doing it that way,” advised Val.
Indeed, with a decent guide book, you can get around many of the major sights yourself and taxis are cheap. Plenty of companies will supply a private minibus and personal tour guide, however, should you feel you need a security blanket. Coltur Peru proved particularly good.
The standard of hostels and hotels is exceptional too, as is the food. At the Barranco Backpackers hostel in the eclectic Barranco district of Lima, you can get a private room for £37 or share a dorm for £9.
At the other end of the scale, the Libertador group, which owns some of the best hotels in South America, has rooms on a private island on Lake Titicaca. They also have properties in several other main cities. In Cusco, at the Palacio del Inka, the manager takes you on a guided tour of the hotel explaining how the Incas built it as a fortress in 1432.

cusco hotelDiane, 60, from Blackpool had just retired – and wanted to celebrate. “I’ve always wanted to visit Peru and now, thanks to my lump sum, I can do – while I’m still fit and well enough.”
The other ‘must do’ in Peru is to take a ride on the Titicaca Train, which is where I came in (before I went off the rails).
This steam-pulled Pullman is the Peruvian answer to the Orient Express and plies the narrow line twixt Puno and Cusco four times a week – twice in each direction. Such a rare sight is it that even the llamas and alpacas look up from their grazing to see what the fuss is all about.

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The 11-hour journey through the towering mountains, some snow-capped, passes right through the middle of the market at Juliaca, where the train rubs shoulders with stallholders selling everything from herbs and spices to car tyres and power tools. Andean women, in hats, shawls and thick tights, sit beside the tracks, knitting in the sunshine.
The train’s musical entertainment – pan pipes, ukelele, electric guitar, sax and drums – soon has everyone up and dancing.
Then it’s time for a fashion show of pure alpaca garments, before a three -course lunch, with wine. Afternoon tea plus copious amounts of agua sin gaz – you need it at this height – are all included.
As the train pulls into Cusco half the passengers are snoozing.
The rest of us are looking forward to a hike up Machu Picchu. Well, it has to be done, doesn’t it?

#silversurfing #travel #libertadorhotels #selectlatinamerica #retirement #southamerica

 

Too wet to woo? Not here!

When a friend introduced me to the Merlin Bird ID app, which records and recognises birdsong, what better place to test it out than Northumberland’s  Farne Islands ?

Home to 23 species, the islands form quite probably the most fascinating seabird colony in England.

For those of us who live on the coast, paying £30 to visit a flock of seagulls might seem a tad excessive ; but this is not merely a holiday resort for those chip-stealing, car-pooping pests. It’s an opportunity to get up close and personal with puffins, plovers, cormorants, guillemots and – if you’re lucky – the occasional shag ( no rude jokes please !) plus another 17 winged varieties.

Unsurprisingly, perhaps, it’s those pesky gulls that continue to predate – pinching any unguarded eggs from the myriad of nests which cling precariously to the nooks and crannies of the cliffs.

Huddled together on the guano-glistening slopes, tens of thousands of birds live in relative harmony, chirping, tweeting, mating and egg-laying throughout the spring.

Thankfully Mother Nature has armed the puffins with an element of wisdom which enables them to outwit the greedy gulls. There are more than 40,000 pairs of puffins on Staple Island alone, each living up to 30 years. Faithful to the last, they mate for life and, mating over, they dig little holes, not unlike rabbit burrows, into the earth, where they drop the eggs then take it in turns to stand guard until they hatch.

Other species are less conscientious, however, and more nervous birds who are panicked into leaving their posts frequently return to find all their eggs are no longer in one basket, but in the stomach of some great black-backed gull. Its cousin, the black headed gull, meanwhile can be found busy stealing fish from the parent puffins.

Jonathan Livingston Seagull this is not !

The Farne Islands were first inhabited in the 7th century, when St Cuthbert established a monastery on Inner Farne. Inner Farne is currently the only island open to visitors, after the recent outbreak of Avian flu came hard on the heels of the Covid years. It still contains a tiny stone-built chapel and lighthouse tower, built in the 16th century.

Basking on the shores of nearby Staple Island you’ll see dozens of seals, occasionally waving a wet flipper to the passing boats. And if you’re really lucky, dolphins might be at play in this particular section of the North Sea.

The islands – 28 at low tide and 14 at high water – are now managed by the National Trust and a team of rangers live on the islands from March to December, monitoring the bird population as well as trying to keep down the invasive species of nettle, dock leaf and other weeds which are threatening the birds’ breeding grounds.

Weather permitting, boats sail every day to the islands from Seahouses. Some merely cruise around the outcrop  (I use the word cruise loosely….) but if you want to step ashore you’ll pay a further £13 to the National Trust. But it’s an experience not to be missed, especially on a sunny day.

Operator Billy Shiel’s recently added a new catamaran to its fleet and the captain and crew do their utmost to make your trip both safe and enjoyable.

Oh – and don’t forget that Merlin app ! We picked up more than a dozen ‘tweets’ – and not on t’internet ! ( That’s because Twitter is now X – Ed.)

PS Thanks to Diane Bellinger for some stunning bird images.

A Wine Theme Park? I’ll Drink to That!

Macon, Pouilly Fuisse, Fleurie …… names I’d only ever seen on the front of a wine bottle before.

Now here I was soaking up the atmosphere of the Beaujolais – as well as the wine – surrounded by vineyards and pretty little villages bearing those exact names!

At the heart of the Beaujolais I stumbled – not under the influence of alcohol, but with the help of friends – across Europe’s first theme park devoted entirely to wine.

Le Parc du Hameau Duboeuf sits in the tiny village of Romaneche -Thorins, at the heart of the Beaujolais region.

Georges Duboeuf is probably the most prolific producer of Beaujolais Nouveau, with his ‘cave’, now run by son Franck, turning out some 30 million bottles of the stuff each year.

With much of it being exported to Japan, Germany and the USA, that keeps an awful lot of people around the world very happy!

Thirty years ago, Georges, who sadly passed away in 2020, wanted to share his passion for wine by coming up with a ‘wine park’ – a theme park, but with wine. Lots of wine.

Expanded and extended year upon year, the Parc Hameau Duboeuf now welcomes 100,000 visitors every year, who get to take a behind-the-scenes look at the world of wine and the vines.

The museum contains more than 3,000 wine-related objects, covering 2000 years of history. Rough-hewn tools sit alongside the enormous early wooden wine presses and fact-packed glass cases of Macon memorabilia.

Georges didn’t only focus on the adult trade when devising his ‘parc’ however and has incorporated interactive games, holograms and videos; a blend almost as smooth as the wines themselves.

In summer, there are the added attractions of a mini road train, mini golf and an aromatic Beaujolais garden. Even the 10 holes on the golf course are named after the “crus” of the Beaujolais.

Don’t expect too much of an adrenalin rush however. Here, the scariest ride you are likely to encounter is the ‘flight’ above the vineyards of the region or a tour around the extensive gardens on the mini train.

Do these before you hit the bar, though, or you could find the ‘flight’ over the undulating plains and vine-clad hillsides on the back of a 3D bee a tad nauseous.

The newest addition – the former railway station used to transport the Duboeuf wines to Paris – opened earlier this year, houses a magnificent old railway carriage and clever audio-visual show.

The parc’s on-site restaurant provides a timely break from the 20-odd exhibition rooms and a leisurely lunch in the courtyard or rail-inspired conservatory will sets you up for the rest of the day. The fixed price menu at €30 is good value and, of course, you get the chance to accompany it with a nice glass of Duboeuf wine!

Oh – and did I mention the wine tasting?  That’s included in the €20 entry price too.

Beaujolais has been dubbed ‘the wine of love and happiness’ or ‘the drink of joy and wisdom.’ 

I certainly came away full of joy and happiness – and maybe with a bit more wisdom than I went in with – plus a few bottles from the shop to enjoy back at home.

L’Hameau Duboeuf is 45 minutes from Lyon and easily accessible by rail or road, sitting just a few kilometres from the A6 which runs north-south through France.

Most low-cost airlines fly to Lyon with prices starting from £26.

The Parc is open from March to December, Wednesday to Sunday from 10am to 6pm – although the garden, train and mini-golf close at the end of September.

The shop is open daily throughout the year, with the exception of Christmas Day.

Adult day tickets are €20. Children under 7 go free, those above are half price.

It’s not all grim ‘oop North’!

Did you know there’s a River Kent? But it’s not in the Garden of England – it’s 400 miles further north, in the Lake District.
As a northerner who has lived in the south for the past 20-odd years, it never ceases to amaze me how many folk have never ventured further north than Birmingham (if as far as that!)

Northerners regularly visit Devon, Cornwall, Dorset, Kent …….so how come so few southerners wait until they are nudging retirement before they head for the hills of Scotland, Northumberland, Lancashire and the Lake District?

When they do, they all agree that the scenery is stunning.
OK – so it rains a lot, but that’s why it’s so green and pleasant….

Take the right wet weather gear, a sturdy pair of walking shoes and you’re all set to explore ‘the frozen north.’

Pubs and all but the poshest of restaurants in the Lake District expect people to turn up looking a bit bedraggled from time to time, so you’ll be in good company if your neatly-coiffeured locks are not quite so well ‘coiffed.’

Of course, the ideal way to see all that the Lakes has to offer is to get out and about, braving the elements, during the day – but return to a relaxing retreat of a country house hotel, with roaring log fires and fabulous food of an evening. That way you can still pack your posh frock and enjoy the best of both worlds!

Serious walkers tend to head for the towering crags of the Langdales, but gentle strollers and softer southerners (!) might prefer the less strenuous slopes around Windermere, at the more accessible southern end of the Lake District National Park. (It’s also closer to the M6 if you feel the need to escape.)

Bowness, on the shores of Windermere, is a mere six miles from the aforementioned River Kent. Surrounded by stunning scenery, it’s also a similar distance from Tarn Hows, which offers one of the most spectacular views in the Lake District. It’s under an hour from the M6 which makes it an appealing location for weekend breaks all year round.
After an invigorating nine-mile hike in the woodland around Tarn Hows, beginning and ending at Beatrix Potter’s old haunt of Hawkshead, it’s easy to see why so many people head here, come rain or shine. The Sun Cottage café is renowned across the globe for its amazing cakes – but tread with caution: the portions are enormous!

 

Bowness itself is a great place for retail therapy once you’ve hung up your boots, being home to an abundance of art galleries and chic, independent shops. It’s not all Wainwright books and camping shops either – although there are a fair few! Treat yourself to some super fashion items, sheepskin rugs, stunning pieces of art and beautiful, unique pieces of jewellery.

You won’t walk far to find fine restaurants either – and service with a smile.

It’s what northerners do, you see.

The recently-refurbished Hydro Hotel, at the heart of Bowness and with suites overlooking the lake, is but a stroll from all the shops and restaurants.
Now part of Squire Hotels, it first opened as ‘The Windermere Hydropathic Establishment’ in 1881. Its Turkish baths were noted for their unique heating system and the elegance and grandeur of the era is still much in evidence in its high-ceilinged bedrooms, spacious lounge areas and wide-corridors.

If you’ve not had sufficient exercise running up and down a few mountains, it also has a small gym and heated indoor swimming pool – the perfect place to relax those muscles after a hard day’s hiking.

The 1881 restaurant – acknowledging the hotel’s origins – is a delightful setting for breakfast, where my (very experienced high-living) travelling companion dubbed the hearty three-egg breakfast omelette the best she’d ever tasted – high praise indeed!
And I must admit, my bacon was among the finest I’ve ever come across – lean and meaty, accompanied on the ‘Full English’ plate by locally-sourced sausages, free range eggs, mushrooms, tomatoes and beans – and the obligatory black pudding (you’re oop north, remember!).

Locally-sourced food is much in evidence on the dinner menu, with lamb rump, pulled pork and sirloin steak from nearby producers; sharing platters pay homage to the Italian staples of mozzarella, pesto and Parma ham – but also Bury black pudding! Most main courses come in between £8.95 and £14.95, with starters around £5.75. With room rates starting from £62, what’s not to like?

Squire Hotels have set out to change perceptions that Lake District hotels are expensive. For those of us acclimatised to southern prices, these kind of price tags appear excellent value for money.

Still some cash left over to buy Kendal Mint Cake, in fact!

 

#lakedistrict #hawkshead #bowness #windermere #walking #squirehotels #suncottage

 

 

The Boat to the Isles

There may have been a sign saying ‘not suitable for expectant mothers and people with heart, back or neck conditions’ – but I doubt it.

Fortunately, being the wrong side of 50, I certainly wasn’t pregnant, wasn’t aware I had a heart condition (to start with) and my long-standing back problem has been ‘in remission’ for the past couple of years.

However, it soon became apparent that the 45-minute boat ride from mainland Malaysia to the much-lauded Perhentian Islands was not for the faint-hearted. Nor for anyone with any of the aforementioned health issues.

This was no gentle cruise across crystal blue seas. It was a 50-knot marathon in a 30-foot speedboat driven by a man on a mission. Or on drugs. For one who baulks at the tamest theme park ride, this was nothing short of hell. A bit like its adrenalin-fuelled namesake, once committed, there really was ‘No Way Out.’

So began my mid-life introduction to the world of backpacking.

092As the crazed craft bobbed and lurched, I became painfully aware that most of the vertebrae in my spine were slowly being realigned.

The problem with visiting the Perhentians – popular with backpackers and a must for divers – is that there is no other way to approach this cluster of coral-fringed isles, off the north eastern coast of Malaysia.

The country’s main airport is a day’s drive away in the capital of Kuala Lumpur and, although there is a small internal airport at Kota Bharu, you can’t fly to these islands. So, unless you fancy swimming or rowing the distance, you’re at the mercy of the boat operators in Kuala Besut.

But the journey does mean you get away from the crowds which head for the more-easily accessible and more commercialised island of Langkawi, on Malaysia’s west coast, or its nearby Thai sisters.

If you’re an adrenalin junkie, it might add to the thrill. But one serious word of caution. Many speed boats operators don’t follow safety rules so beware of overloaded boats. They safely hold about 12 passengers – not 20.

Because of their inaccessibility, the Perhentian Islands still remain largely unspoiled; the soft white sandy beaches are edged with lush tropical palms and frequented by sizeable monitor lizards, squirrels and the occasional monkey.  However, this means that most of the accommodation lags well behind even Asian standards so you need to have a tough stomach – and not just for that boat ride.

Hygiene standards apart, the food is awesome – and cheap as the proverbial chips.You can get a plentiful meal for four for under a tenner.

059Rice and noodles abound, as you might expect, but Western food has – sadly – found its way onto the menu of most beachside bars. But don’t wait until you are hungry before deciding to eat – service can take up to two hours at the most popular cafes!

But this is a laid-back kind of life…. It’s almost too much effort to roll out of a beachside hammock to take advantage of the fantastic diving opportunities and excellent snorkelling just yards offshore.

Both snorkelling and scuba diving are accessible directly from the beach in many places – ideal for we less-confident swimmers who hate the prospect of plunging into the oceans from a boat. You don’t need to be an Olympic standard swimmer either to swim out from Flora Beach to the aptly-named Shark Point to find yourself surrounded by sharks of varying sizes, sea turtles and spectacular coral reefs. And the water is so warm, you don’t need to wrestle with a wet suit.

Diving is relatively inexpensive, costing RM70-90 (£12-£13) per dive and there are an abundance of companies offering their services.

Long Beach on Perhentian Kecil is by far the busiest beach on these fascinating islands and a magnet for young backpackers who party the night away, watching fire dancers and listening to Ibiza-style music into the wee small hours.

If you prefer the prospect of snoozing throughout long hot days which roll seamlessly into long humid evenings, then flip-flopping Crusoe-style to the nearest beach bar, head for Perhentian Besar instead – but it will mean another of those pesky boat rides.

Water taxis from one island to another are cheap – in line with everything else, really.If you are a backpacker on a budget, you might find the accommodation here expensive.  If you’re used to 5*, however, it’s ludicrously cheap.

A beach-side log chalet for two, complete with en-suite bathroom and shower (hot if you are really lucky) is around £30 a night.  Basic, but it does the job.

Because of the eastern monsoon, the season in the Perhentians is short, starting in June and ending in late October.

The climate is hot and humid but the ‘chill’ factor of these islands more than compensates – the only challenge is getting there.